Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.
He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
Get the Chrismug. a nickname for neutered male cats who's names start with C.
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller
person 1: yooooo wassup ball-less chris
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy
person 3: ong
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy
person 3: ong
by synonym!? March 14, 2022
Get the ball-less chrismug. by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
Get the operation jingle jangle chris cranglemug. Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
Get the Chris Brownmug. Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.
by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023
Get the Chris Cornellmug. So I know a chris and he went up to my friend and said ‘well at least my mum isn’t dying if cancer’. he is such an asshole and has the smallest pp. not even gonna lie
by idiksnaysyifkfos July 10, 2020
Get the Chrismug.