Brain block

When one is lucid dreaming and your brain steps in and blocks it.

I was flying around and my brain blocked, so I woke up.

by Pavlovsdog May 29, 2021

Wet Brain

When the level and or frequency of alcohol consumption causes the effects of alcohol to become permanent.

Gomer: Eh yo! We gonna get wet brain this weekend?
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!

by BugLamp August 6, 2023

Brain

Brian, but spelled wrong because your dad screwed it up when you were born

My name is Brain

by BrainProwler January 2, 2022

drano brain

Meth users. Heavy users whose brains are so fried they should no longer be considered members of the human race.

Tom and Sally now belong in the drano brain class of non humans.

by CoolLiving November 24, 2017

molly brain

When you did molly the night before, and for the next day and a half you feel brain dead and disoriented

Dude, i’d love to hangout today but i won’t be much fun. I’ve got molly brain cause i went to red rocks last night

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017