Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.

Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.

by Xantipe January 14, 2020

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Full Boneration

The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.

I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.

by Winter Is Coming ADK February 1, 2020

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Retweet boner

The excitement you get from being retweeted.

That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.

by Schwaah February 6, 2020

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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

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