Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

Boner

Divining rod for evil

"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."

by MuttLukk November 16, 2022

Rainy Boner

A term to describe people who get really excited when it rains.

Its raining, bet Ichi's got a rainy boner

by Wizardboii August 15, 2021

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington

Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner

by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017