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boner snorkel

A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.
by 210249 April 21, 2018
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Boner

What you see an attractive female and your mini you jumps up to- well you know ;)
Crush: *walks in room*
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure

3 hours later

Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
by The Name Is Not Taken May 6, 2021
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passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
“Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”
by anonymous August 3, 2024
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Red Bull Boner

Big dick juiced of Red Bull.

Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.
I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.

All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
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boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.
Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?
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BONER

Dani said to the viewer "thanks BONER very cool"
by saltbag` November 17, 2020
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Bean boner

When a woman’s clit is swollen from personal or external stimulation.
‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.
by noasweatt August 19, 2025
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