Got Bobbed

When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.

The poor neighbors were walking by and Got Bobbed for ten minutes while trying to get away.

by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022

fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

when someone you deeply admire looks fabulous

damnnn you're serving fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

by giraffewaffa September 7, 2023

Bob

Typical american obese person. Bob is probably one of the most used names in the world. If your name Bob noone will take you seriously.

Girl: Hey did you see Bob?

Girl 2: Bob is such a boring guy.

Girl 1: Yeah hes just a typical fat person

by LeonIsAlpha November 1, 2023

Bob

The name of the most incompetent people;Patrick the Star

Bob is the man who burnt his house down, because he forgot his French fries where cooking

by Not A Bob February 21, 2020

Bob

A random guy

Hi I am bob
-bob

by Bοb June 1, 2025

squidley bob

A person who over protects themselves for physical contact.

Austin plays lacrosse with upper arm pads to protect his triceps, what a squidley bob.

He also plays with a wooden shaft.

by Mr. Jazzy Hands March 1, 2009

Dih Bobbing

A sexual position consisting of primarily two males. One partner is on their knees looking up and the other stands above them and drops their nuts into the other persons mouth.

"Me and Brayden were Dih Bobbing last night and it was so hot!

by SoyChudBoi420 October 9, 2025