April 28th

Give an arnold palmer to a a loved to show that arnold palmers are amazing.

Friend: "Hey do you know what day it is?"
Me:"No, why?"
Friend: "Its April 28th, give me an arnold palmer NOW!!!!!!"

by fabby :) October 18, 2020

April 26th

The day a awesome dude was born.

Its April 26th: boy 1

It should be a national holiday: boy 2

by Sir of Steel April 26, 2021

April 24th

April 24th is the National Male Sexual Assault/Rape Victim awareness day. The holiday takes place on the 24th of April to replace National Rape Day (which is not a proper holiday and is very gross).

Person 1: “It’s April 24th, national male sexual assault and rape victim awareness day!”
Person 2: “Yes! Stay strong you unnoticed warriors! You can do this!”

by hxney_cakes December 18, 2021

April 7th

National Colie has to show you her boobs day

Person 1: Hey Colie! you know what today is? April 7th!!
Colie: Every year 😒

by Treydawg61 April 7, 2024

Kick Ass April

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone

Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE

by Suspiciously Specific October 8, 2020

April 16th Fabian day

It’s April 16th if you know a Fabian you must praise him and get anything he wants

It’s April 16th Fabian day looks like we gotta do anything Fabian wants !

by Shawty.vibin April 16, 2024

April 4th 2068

Dump your wife for a man day

man 1: hey it’s april 4th 2068 let’s get together

man 2: why not i already dumped my wife for you baby
man 1: perfect

by random people 23 December 24, 2023