April

No sex for the whole month of April

April = No sex month

by TikTok_Person December 27, 2019

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April 11th

It's not April 10th it's also not April 12th it's just April 11th... It's seriously been called out the be the most boring day ever in 1954.

Do you know what happened on April 11th?
Nothing...

by Hoxlegion April 11, 2018

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april 2

april 2 is national cuddle day. so go cuddle the person or thing you love!

josh: “did you hear that april 2 is national cuddle day?”

sam: “oh shit no way. i gotta go cuddle my girlfriend then”

by gxth.ic April 2, 2022

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On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.

April 20th female birthday day celebrater named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.

by "Underpants kid" April 19, 2020

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April 20

april 20 is national sleep at school day

teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
student: it's april 20, so we get to sleep at school

by anonymous April 20, 2022

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April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”

by Aries giving December 2, 2023

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