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Ryan

Just an all around asshole who thinks he’s big but he is just rude to everyone.
That man is a real “Ryan”
by I fuck wamen April 14, 2019
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Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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Ryan

A fun, energetic boy who loves to laugh and easily gets people to laugh. You will find it's easy to become his friend as soon as you meet. He is also protective of friends and family. If a friend is struggling, he will be there for them. He knows when it is appropriate to be immature and when he should be mature. He knows how to treat a lady, whether it be playful or chivalrous or just hold and listen to her. He loves to be active and also enjoys video games. He won't ask for it, but sometimes he just needs a hug and someone to sit with in companionable silence.
Person1: Who's that with the loud laugh?
Person2: Oh that's just Ryan being Ryan!
by Usedspace10 November 23, 2021
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Ryan is a unisex name. A Girl Ryan is perfect in every way possible, from her looks to her personality. If you could start dating her, you would never want to leave her, as she makes you feel the best way possible, at all times.
Girl 1: Have you heard of Ryan?
Boy 1: Of course I have. She's the sweetest person alive
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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Ryan is a small, like reallllly small, but strong, smart and adorable. He will eat all your food and has really nice hair. LIKE REALLY NICE HAIR.

He is also constantly getting molested by all the boys like all the time they just have their hands all over him its weird you should go save your local ryan right now.

if you find a ryan, immediately become friends with him and then use urban dictionary during english with him. Its fun<3
"Have you touched ryans hair?"
"omg yes how is it so nice"
by avocadosareseggsy January 31, 2023
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Ryan Reynolds

Guy who plays in movie

kinda cool i guess
OMG is that Ryan Reynolds
by saulgoodmanic March 8, 2023
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RYAN

A man who said that corn was 50 cents but forgot to buy more, that is Ryan for you.
by BC1027427 August 12, 2021
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