Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.

Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.

by Zocmysock January 23, 2022

potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out

" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"

by anonymous January 28, 2022

potato peeler

Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.

That lady's teeth are gapped that I bet she can bite into a potato use them as a potato peeler.

by Sabaka z Mahusky February 1, 2022

POTATOES

YUMMY YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND CHIPS AND OTHER STUFF

Omg potatoes can save your own life it taste so good

by LOVE YOUR MOM February 10, 2022

House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house

Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.

by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022

potato

tasty blob from the ground

otherwise known as u

the potato was tasty

by deeznutswastaken October 5, 2021

Tram potato

The person who intentionally pretends to be asleep on a train just to avoid social interactions.

– Hey, u see that guy? I'm almost 100% sure he's not sleeping—he closed his eyes and lie head down when he saw the other guy getting inside and approaching him.
– Classic, tram potato.

by not-potato October 7, 2021