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S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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S.I.M.P. 

An acronym used for Squirrels In My Pants. The acronym is used in the Pheneas and Ferb son "S.I.M.P."
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I got S.I.M.P.
S.I.M.P. by AlfaBanjo October 2, 2020
Related Words
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when you are smoking and snacking at the same time.
"Sorry I'm not going out tonight I'm just gonna S & S".

"bro this girl said she is S&S wtf does that mean? it means she is snacking & smoking"
S&S by anonymous October 8, 2020

S O T D T I M 

Suck on this dick til I moan
Girls Name S O T D T I M
S O T D T I M by S O T D T I M October 13, 2020

S.c.u.m. 

Scum used by rapper 6ix9ine stands for society can't understand me
Man s.c.u.m. You can't either
S.c.u.m. by Tiny cracker October 16, 2020
The initials of a massive simp for student institutions such as student unions and student democracies.
Believes in burning down orphanages because "the student union had to deal with covid give them a break"
"Wow, stop defending hitler, you sound like S.M. if hitler was president of a student society"
S.M. by WFessions October 18, 2020

S e m a j 

I made this for fun, and for no other purpose.
Man, this is S e m a j!