Jewbic hair

A rare, but awesome, disorder in which a Jewish person's pubes are twice a poofy as their Jew Fro.

His Jewbic Hair was so enormous, he needed to wear a yarmulka on his penis region.

by VomSquad June 6, 2017

noisy hair

a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.

person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone

by bettyinacardigan August 28, 2021

ouchie my hair

when your long hair gets stuck in rings, bracelets, jacket etc

Ouchie my hair!!!! these damn rings are annoying but I'll keep on wearing them!

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021

Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.

She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.

by Afro Hair December 6, 2018

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

pull a girls hair day

go up to any girl and pull there hair until there bald

bro why did you pull fayths hair?

Don’t worry it’s pull a girls hair day today
oh ok

by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020

Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019