Urban Dictionary

Hilarious memes and jokes for those in need of them

I like posting on the Urban Dictionary
Btw i'm datonegurl and please check out my definition of GNOC

by datonegurl December 9, 2018

Urban Dictionary

the place where you define words.

Teacher, teacher, urban dictionary is fab! It has SOOOO many naughty words-we're in our element!! *teacher storms off. she/ he has been replaced by the best dictionary EVER*

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

Urban Dictionaried

When you come up with a word and you post it on urban dictionary to make it officially yours.

Bro that comment i made up on some random post ended up getting 3000 likes! the word was so funny that i Urban Dictionaried it.

by Hurt Cobain July 6, 2024

Urban Dictionary

A place where lifeless people hang around and make about 99.99% of all content sexual.

Guy 1: Hey where did all the dead people go? the graveyard's empty.

Guy 2: Oh, all the lifeless people are at Urban Dictionary.

by The guy with no name May 11, 2014

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary consist several definitions from people like you and I. Therefore, it wouldn't be effective to trust these definitions due to its exaggeration. Although, it might be effective for popular slangs used by teenagers nowadays.

By example:

Friend: Wanna come to my birthday party?

Friend 2: Ok boomer.

Friend 1: Dude, do you even know what a boomer is?

Friend 2: No, but it's popular.

Friend 1: I think you should really check Urban Dictionary and see its definition......

by probablycryinginmycorner December 18, 2019

get this mug from urban dictionary please

urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a phobia of mugs, mugs? AHHHH-

this guy: hey have you seen my mug?
that guy: which one?
this guy: the one that says "get this mug from urban dictionary please"
that guy: its right over there

everybody thank that guy for helping this guy

by i wrote a really bad definiti- June 22, 2025

Urban Dictionary

A site where everything is either horny, vulgar or doesn't make sense

Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it's a sex toy apparently.
Person 2: Be right back, I have to go to the store.

by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021