Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.

“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!

by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023

Tower Pig

A Glazier tradesman that spends his day hanging from a harness or on a swingstage or scaffolding on the outside of skyscrapers hundreds of feet in the air installing Commercial window frames called Curtain Wall or Storefront systems, and then installing the glass units into the frames. The unit can be around 100- 900 pounds and these men are thick necked badasses. These men have no fear of heights and the term tower pigs comes is urban myth for rebellious warriors that scale 60 story buildings and work on them all day from the outside, naked to the elements...True Tower pigs

were a couple of badass tower pigs

by Fandualking May 17, 2018

An actual pig

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.

A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.

No wonder his dad left and his mom doesn’t love him, He’s an actual pig.

by The one who finally said it May 22, 2020

pig pie

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.

I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie

by Chief quief March 11, 2021

Sam pig

A big fat ugly pig like creature. It likes eating others from its species and human meat. Sam pig is an ugly creature.

Ewwww Sam pig is ugly!!!!

by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 3, 2019

Pig Walk

When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.

Wilbur its time for your pig walk.

by hazingislove September 12, 2018

Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.

"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."

by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024