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Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
mugGet the Pants Gnomesmug.

pants

"Are you ready to leave?"
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)
by mralwayscorrect no cap November 19, 2020
mugGet the pantsmug.

pants

Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.
My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005
mugGet the pantsmug.

Big pants

"Ayyy vato they call me Big Pants cuz I wear big pants homie."
by Shqipe wit a shotgun March 20, 2017
mugGet the Big pantsmug.

pants guy

A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.
A pants guy wearing pants in situations where shorts should be worn
by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017
mugGet the pants guymug.

clean pants

Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it
I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”
by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 2, 2020
mugGet the clean pantsmug.

Ketchup Pants

Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years
Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual
by Goose1234567890 April 8, 2009
mugGet the Ketchup Pantsmug.

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