The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?
by assholeripper69 August 13, 2022
Get the assflap pantsmug. A type of Clothes that c! C! C!ccooOverrs hahahahaha! Your haaaaHAA! Un…ha! DerHAHAHA! Wear! Hahaha!
Guy: girl,why are you hiding there?
Girl: Under wear?
Guy: ha! You Said Underwear!
Guy: girl,why are you hiding there?
Girl: Under wear?
Guy: ha! You Said Underwear!
by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022
Get the PANTSmug. When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?
Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
by redbird nation November 12, 2015
Get the phlannel pj pantsmug. by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018
Get the Shit mah pantsmug. by AmyRicks May 24, 2022
Get the Just Wet Your Pants Girlmug. by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 9, 2025
Get the Hot pink pants daymug. Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
by QuacksO February 9, 2021
Get the video-intro pantingmug.