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Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19
Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.
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Old Faithful

When you’re riding a guy’s cock and you squirt so hard that you force his dick out of you with the ensuing gush.
I was riding him like a pony when he made me have an old faithful and I launched myself right off his dick.
by Taz’sgirl November 14, 2019
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crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019
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Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
This Group featuring old people. is odd.
by That one weirdo November 26, 2019
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Old man baby

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.
by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019
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The days of the old republic

Used to refer to a time period in the past where things were better.
In the days of the old republic I had much more freedom than I have now
by YuOfTheNight April 1, 2019
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mosé old

being so crusty and old that you’re basically a pile of dust without even getting cremated
friend 1: yo i just turned 32 today

friend 2: what?? fr?? damn you’re MOSÉ OLD
by bichibichi April 2, 2019
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