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man unicorn

More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.
Well that Andrew sure is a man unicorn… I am so jealous.
by Alhgator April 19, 2017
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Yah man

Agreeing with someone or replace it with saying yes or yah
Someone:school sucks ass Someone2:Yah man
by Travis March 10, 2003
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Ip Man

Bruce Lee's master who taught him Wing Chun. Also an awesome biopic about his life.
Let's watch Ip Man in the movie "Ip Man".
by Shredder2013 October 20, 2010
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Man Time

Any period of time spent in the company of fellow men which involves manly activities. It is only man time if two requirements are fulfilled: 1. You are with other men (no sissys or douchebags) 2. You are doing things that men do.

Mantime includes but is not limited to: fishing, hunting, cooking steaks, getting drunk and punching girls in the stomach, watching sports, killing a cow with your bare hands and eating it, shopping at canadian tire or any local hardware store, wondering around high on drugs and alcohol, extracting your own bullet from your flesh, making a fire with no supplies. hunting grizzly bears with your hands, shark fishing with nothing but a spear, chopping wood then using it to build a hut, making repairs and improvements to your demolition derby car
1. "Hey Dave what are you doing?". "Nothing." "Man Time in 15 minutes?" "Fucking Eh"

2. "Lets head to Canadian Tire and get the ball rolling on this man time. I need a new knife, gun, and fishing rod"

3. "Hold my angus steak while I show this 10 foot grizzly bear what man time is all about."
by Canadianmahfucka June 22, 2010
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Alabama Man

One who lacks manners and common courtesy. Usually somone who drinks heavily and uses profane language. In certain cases this person could be a wife beater or child abuser. Commonly nick-named "Retro." Prefers Busch Beer and bowling to spending time with family members.
Damnit Derek's dad is SUCH an Alabama Man!

He's quick he's strong he's active, ALABAMA MAN

Look out for that alabama man, he's trashed riding a scooter down the side walk
by Big Doggy Jizzle October 9, 2005
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Lesbian Man

A person, biologically male, who are sexually attracted to women; but who wish they could have sex with women AS a woman, as in, lesbian style. During fantasy, they imagine themselves as a female with other female(s). May often simulate female sex via anal toys and feminizing hormones. They would probably like to be pegged by a girl. May or may not be transgender.
My boyfriend is a lesbian man... he just wants to be pegged by a woman, but he isn't turned on by guys.
by Plasmondubstep September 21, 2017
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man-flu

When a man suffers from a minor illness, typically a cold, but complains of severe symptoms, such as severe pain and nausea, they are said to be suffereing from man-flu. The female perspective is typically that the afflicted man is suffering from attention-seeking behaviour, or that men have a lower pain threshold because they aren't designed to give birth. The male perspective is that actually it does hurt, and I will have another cup of hot chocolate thank-you.
Woman: "Jack's been off work for 3 days with what he reckons is that H5N1 killer flu, but I had it last week and it's was only a cold, so I think he's just got man-flu."
by Cornelius1729 September 1, 2006
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