Strokeometry

The teaching of stroking ones penis

Mr. Peen was teaching Lazaro the art of strokeometry

by ApolloDoggo March 14, 2024

Strobophalic

Something so ugly it warrants saying something nonsensical.

Subject A: That's the most strobophalic looking shirt i've ever seen.

Subject B: The fuck did you just say?

by MglZt March 14, 2024

Stronk

When a guilty person is trying to evade their just desserts, by feigning a dissociative period, or a stroke.
Can be associated with a "Grand mal" or "Bond Stronk"

"I can't officer, I'm shutting down....."
"What do you mean shutting down?"
"I'm having a stronk..."

by Mr-Pods March 28, 2024

Stroke wagon

Someone who is really stupid and doesn’t know what there taking about and is always talking out there ass

You have no idea what your talking about you stroke wagon

by anonymous April 2, 2024

Stroop

Part of Speech: Verb

Pronunciation: stroop /stro͞op/

Definition:
To aggressively enjoy something; to immerse oneself enthusiastically and passionately in an activity, experience, or indulgence.

"After a long week of work, Sarah decided to stroop on the couch with her favorite book and a box of chocolates, savoring every moment of relaxation."

by Clemedia VII April 16, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Strongs

Be strong. Hold on. Hang in there.

Strongs!

by Netkom April 27, 2024