Potato with a gui

Extremely slow computer

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui

by Xkell July 11, 2019

potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.

That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021

Potato

The best possible food you can have. (And every food with potato in it.)

That potato was good man.

by Potato Fries 540 June 18, 2020

evasive potato

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer

hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch

by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018

Purple Potato

They are your best-friends.

They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go.

The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer makes them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato.

Let me get one too!

by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

washed sweet potato

The cutest ugliest thing on earth

See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato

by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

by glenglish May 19, 2017