Potato dazzle

When someone takes a bite of potato kugel and swishes it around his mouth with soda

Shimmy did u just potato dazzle your food

by The jew gang April 16, 2020

potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises

man i have that potatoe

by Mesicmania October 24, 2019

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.

WOW! That is an urban potato!

by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

Sweet potato

They belong in the ocean with the mangoes and raisins

Did you see that sweet potato?
It belongs in the ocean

by Destroyer of mangoes May 8, 2021

Potato

The Best foreseeable president and will definitely assert order in this corrupt nation

The Potato will end corrupt governments and establish order

by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023

Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.

I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.

by Ligij September 26, 2023