Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.

Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.

by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024

Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

Mackenzi's Cool Pants

Mackenzi's silk pants, and knock off Doc Martins.

"All of you guys are supporting chinese sweatshops I hope you know, my pants are made in the USA, like Mackenzi's Cool Pants.

by goonthor May 4, 2022

pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric

Sorry mate, I have to go home and change me trousers, Jordan just gave me a pant anal in the men’s bathroom

by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023

super pants

Pants with the most super cute sexy boobs

Dang she has super pants

by Yeet defines September 5, 2019

Pant Size

A grouping of Girl Scout cookies

I just ate a pant size of Girl Scout cookies.

by Gottfather February 27, 2019

Pant

Definition 1: Pant - A quick and short breathe often associated with being out of breathe

Definition 2: A Horny Nerd who acts blatantly lewd but will never admit to being sexually aroused.

Not to be confused with Pants, the clothing item, or Panta the drink loved by Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3

Definition 1: Kaede panted from Shuichi’s touch

Definition 2:

Guy 1: did you read Kai's smut fanfic
Guy2: I know, shes such a pant

by PantPantPantPant January 5, 2021