rant pant

At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.
Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
Get the rant pant mug.

Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.
by Pete442 May 30, 2018
Get the Waterproof pants mug.

damp pants

When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.

Damp Pants
After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.

She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
by CuddleCunt January 12, 2018
Get the damp pants mug.

pants

"Are you ready to leave?"
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)
by mralwayscorrect no cap November 20, 2020
Get the pants mug.

Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.
Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.
by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022
Get the Pants mug.

pant

I fucking hate being in pant
by turtLwasalreadytaken October 24, 2022
Get the pant mug.

pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.
Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves
by notbarneystinson September 05, 2020
Get the pants mug.