McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.

by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Money Sniffin' Heeb

A Jew that steals money from you.

Ugh! Why did Joey the Jew steal 50 bucks from me? I hate that money sniffin' heeb

by ChickenChocker69 April 27, 2024

Free money

Easy money, meaning you didn’t have to work hard for it

‘Nice bit of free money for you there pal’

by FUoneeyedwilly March 6, 2022

Dummy Money

A stupid amount money based on your income.

Person 1: I just spent dummy money on the new PS5!

Person 2: Wow! Don’t those cost $500?! That’s a stupid amount of money!

by Nick918 September 2, 2021

Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...

"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"

by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018

I want money on

It means to want to provide for or be someone/somethings #1. Like a mother with their child they have money on them bc they provide for them.

I want money on carli bro she bad

by Eli L September 12, 2020