APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
by lawaimike December 16, 2016
Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.
by stretchdos April 10, 2022
Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS
by Candyman Can June 23, 2018
To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.
Let the juices flow
#shabba
Let the juices flow
#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'
To add extra emphasis, give an example such as
"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"
For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'
To add extra emphasis, give an example such as
"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"
For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav May 20, 2011
Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
by escyr April 16, 2022
Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt
by biffster73 October 25, 2017