I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

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Bush diver

A person who performs oral sex on a woman with significant pubic hair, often used in a crude or humorous context.

Do you want to go bush diver on me in public?

by KasraTheBoy May 8, 2025

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Been around the bush

Referring to someone experienced in something. Like a dog who's been sniffing all around the bush every other dog pees at. He's well informed and experienced in the neighborhood.

"Yeah, he's really good at his job. He's been around the bush, that's for sure."

by Mochi69 January 26, 2019

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