Pocket Thief

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."
by stfuagpwc January 19, 2019
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Pocket Blimp

When you have a boner so big that you can see it through a guys pants from like 20 yards away.
Holy shit! Did you see Josh’s pocket blimp?!”
by BonierRope February 15, 2020
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Pocket Call

When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.
Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!
by Unintentional Hate March 20, 2008
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Pussy pocket

Tired of carrying a purse everywhere with you? Your skinny low-rise Y2K jeans don't have real pockets? Well, you're in luck, because vaginas are nature's pockets/ purses. The pussy pocket isn't a product, it is just another name for the vagina, to highlight its undervalued functionality as a form of carry-on luggage.
"Ugh! I can't fit my MetroCard and coke baggie into my teeny tiny Baby Phat mini skirt's rhinestone pockets!"

"Stacy! Just use your pussy pocket! Duh! Stupid bitch."
by rchkrr June 12, 2021
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Domino pocket

1. Not literal, its the dubious item you find in ur pocket the morning after a night drinking, particularly mind-boggling when u have the biggest hangover in existence.

2. The act of hiding things on drunk people so that when they wake they are completely baffled as to where it came from.
1. "Dude, I found some whacked out shit in my pockets this morning.."
"Aahh... a domino pocket"

2. "Dude, I domino pocketed some skunk on this guy last night, hes gonna freak out!"
by Domino Pocketer July 14, 2006
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Oven Pocket

A place for a woman to hide a discerete item but fears an anal search.
Catherine put her cell phone in her oven pocket when getting patted down by officers.
by Slock81 September 07, 2020
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Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 20, 2024
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