Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.

That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.

Hot Topic by John September 5, 2003

Hot Damns 

WHEELS on a car that are totally cheap/oldstyle, may have been cool many years ago but NOW simply look ghetto, hoopty, crappy/ridiculous.

It uses the old "Hot Damn!!" saying from years ago--thus denoting the OLD out of style FEEL, and that the OWNER of the "Hot Damns" probably doesn't realize his wheels actually SUCK. He might actually look at his own wheels thinking to himself, "Hot Damn, I'm ballin' with these wheels!"

Perfect for making fun of someone's ride on the DL without them knowing what you are really saying, if they overhear you...

Check out the Hot Damns on that old Caprice...dude probably thinks he's ballin' with them...
that car COULD be cool, except for the Hot Damns he's rolling with!

Hot Damns by Dr. DVS November 4, 2010

Hot Bunging

When one finds a dead girl and proceeds to clean out her insides and hot box inside of her vagina, similar to munging.

Pot Head 1: "Dude that hot chick in our bio class just died."

Pot Head 2: "Let's Hot Bunge her before its to late. I'll get the weed!"

Pot Head 1: "I love Hot Bunging!!"

Hot Bunging by ScottieWAY2HOTTIe October 13, 2011

hot topicer 

One of those posers who shops at the poser store, Hot Topic. Tends to spend hundreds of dollars on crap that you can get for a few cents on ebay.

OMG, isnt my new bracelet with spikes so hardcore goth?!?!?

hot topicer by Krotchy April 29, 2004

Hot Meal 

When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"

Dave: I gave Jess a hot meal last night

Andy: Delicious

Hot Meal by Matthew Langton October 7, 2007

hot as balls

Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.

Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.

hot as balls by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010

Hot Pocket 

The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.

Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.

Hot Pocket by 7h0rn3 January 7, 2009