A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
Get the Facebook mamug. A creepy website that shows Urban Dictionary your friends list and than they tell you to creepily give your Facebook friend a masturbate mug. The Facebook founder should be in Jail for more than just forever.
by Muffinmanstudios January 16, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.
A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
by APlumbob December 11, 2017
Get the Facebookermug. The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Facebookmug. (Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
by Cappy C February 6, 2023
Get the Facebook Time-Travelermug. A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14-18 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for Musically and TikTok fuckboys. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 on Tiktok.
“Hey girl. Do you remember @Prettyboyriicckkyy from Middle School and High School???”
“Ricky Smith? Oh gurl, he was such a Facebook Fuckboy.” 💀
“Ricky Smith? Oh gurl, he was such a Facebook Fuckboy.” 💀
by AutisticBlackGirl December 17, 2023
Get the Facebook Fuckboymug. by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
Get the Facebookermug.