The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023
Get the the car mechanicmug. y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator
someone: no , why
y/n : did you even have a childhood
someone: no , why
y/n : did you even have a childhood
by cheeznotfound_ July 31, 2021
Get the extreme car simulatormug. "The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.
by anonymous October 31, 2025
Get the The car ain't runningmug. Yo man, this burrito took me to flavortown and got me all worked up while I was driving home so I just had to car pop to relax, there was no choice. Nova nation🙌.
by Joshhartschode June 8, 2017
Get the Car popmug. 
by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019
Get the Hot car pussymug.