An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

by sanssoup July 11, 2020

Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.
If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...
Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).
There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.
Until then - sleep tight...
If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...
Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).
There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.
Until then - sleep tight...
by magic 888 March 28, 2013

There goes urban dictionary again, Letting the onision cuck joke slide but not my message about Harambe
by OnisonRUs August 8, 2016

by Yaboi:3 August 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary is a website that calls itself a dictionary. It says that these definitions are true, but DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING OFF THIS SITE (unless it's a definition of your name ;D). Anywho, have fun urban dictionary surfing cause it's fun to make fun of ;)
*IN CLASS*
Friend: aren't you supposed to be doing work...?
You: nah dudeeeee, I'm on urban dictionary
Friend: aren't you supposed to be doing work...?
You: nah dudeeeee, I'm on urban dictionary
by anawasia :P January 7, 2020

A bunch of worthless cocksuckers who wouldn't recognize an exceptional neologism if it bit them in the posteriors in which their heads reside.
"I submitted a great definition for a hitherto unknown word and those idiots at Urban Dictionary rejected it."
by Lionel Trolling December 8, 2017
