Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring June 27, 2016

duck story

A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!

Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story

kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020

ITS A DUCK HAT

It means hi, or like oh me god. It's how all decent people great each other.

sees friend, the friend sees the other friend the run for each other like civil humans the great each other with a "ITS A DUCK HATTTTT"

by lezbezorahalf September 22, 2020

Duck

Duck duck goose

Your name: what is your name?

Me: duck duck goose

by ReadABookYouLazyFuck☺ July 7, 2018

Donald J Duck

a nickname for a hybrid version of president Trump and Donald Duck

who both share the trait of having the name donald and be 1/6 orange !

that man reminds me of donald J duck

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

duck duck game

the dark, duck secret in your friends closet you should have too

Mark: "Hey Dav! What're we playing tonight?"

Dav: "You know we're playing duck duck game."

Mark: "Oh yeah! Duck Duck Go!"

by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting December 3, 2019

You're a duck

Basically when yoy "duck someone" you're considered a "duck". Which in summary is someone who doesn't show up, someone who says they'll do something and never does it or someone who does something contrary to what someone else wants them to do

me: bro, you wanna see a movie this friday?
bro: nah man i'm chilling with my girl
me: You're a duck

by Chulie February 17, 2023