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Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19
Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.
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Old Faithful

When you’re riding a guy’s cock and you squirt so hard that you force his dick out of you with the ensuing gush.
I was riding him like a pony when he made me have an old faithful and I launched myself right off his dick.
by Taz’sgirl November 14, 2019
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crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019
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Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
This Group featuring old people. is odd.
by That one weirdo November 26, 2019
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Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.
When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
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Olds

A small town in Alberta, Canada filled with whores and crack heads and knocked up teens. Everyone either drunk or high and only care about getting laid and partying
Damn she’s a whore must be from Olds
by Shooopyy December 8, 2019
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When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019
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