(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.
"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members
by Emily Rem November 25, 2009
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Man 2: What’s that
Man 1: triple penetration
Man 2: got it
Man 2: What’s that
Man 1: triple penetration
Man 2: got it
by pencilcase12345 July 6, 2021
Get the 3-hole Salute mug.The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.
by andy1 July 1, 2006
Get the ALBERT POOH HOLES mug.dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008
Get the hole-punch the vcard mug.This phrase is shouted by a female when a male, who hasn't had sex for a very very long time and is really stressed and clumsy at that moment, thrusts hard but he misses by a mere inch into another forbidden zone called "Exit; NOT an Entrance!" and ruins her day and sometimes his relationship.
Male : "aaaaah, wait,........, almost there I guess. Ummmmm,......, let me, ......, wait where was it???? Where's my...? Oh ok. I don't know where it's......, OK NOW!!!!!"
Female shouting : " OUCH!!!! WRONG HOLE FOOL! YOU $%#@€TARD!!!! F#$#@#!!! $#!T it hurts!! It's bleeding you son of a B!@$#!!!! Get the F$#@ out of my apartment!!!! NOW!!!!!!"
Female shouting : " OUCH!!!! WRONG HOLE FOOL! YOU $%#@€TARD!!!! F#$#@#!!! $#!T it hurts!! It's bleeding you son of a B!@$#!!!! Get the F$#@ out of my apartment!!!! NOW!!!!!!"
by KAnimals August 7, 2014
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I stopped by starfucks and couldn't tell how hot it was through the crack hole and burnt the shit out of my cunninglingus machine !
by grindingbassline December 3, 2004
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I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.
by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006
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