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going over the top for your crush, like giving away you like them, over and over but not telling them.

are simping: man im gonna give my crush a 14 karat gold necklace and see if she likes me then.
not simping: hey, tomorrow ima ask my crush if she likes me

by ADumbGuyNamedDeez January 26, 2023

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A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

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Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.

My dude. I love SIMP so much.

by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020

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this is what you say when you want to suck and inhale someone man power or man puss. meaning sperm or cum after sucking their dick and making them orgasm and the man with good taste cum taste very good and only like good girls do it and not sluts who been with everyone. to suck and inhale man power or man puss.

you a simp.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 28, 2022

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The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).

I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

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