Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
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Get the cum shots mug.Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
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After striking out with every other chick in the club, Tyrone ended up going home with Keisha on the low as a Hungry Man Shot! (She was a Hungry Man Shot)
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