Ryan’s Upright Hoes

A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.

Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.

by Ryans Upright Hoes October 3, 2024

Ryan

Ryan’s are the sweetest guys in the world! They are usually tall with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorg body! They will treat you like a queen!!! Go catch yourself a Ryan like I did!!!

Girl 1: Damn, I’d like a Ryan
Me: Oop- sorry he’s mine!

by elleso March 20, 2021

Ryan

whos in love with rosha but rosha hates him!!

ryan: wassup Roshiiiii!
rosha: i hate u ! get away from me

by DDIPERSON March 27, 2019

Ryan

A hot person. He's so hot that his brother's girlfriend left him for Ryan. He's such a baddy and I wish I was with him.

"Hey wanna slam Ryan?"

"Sure let's do it with his brother's girlfriend"

by anonymous March 2, 2023

Ryan Douglas milkshake

A fine built man sits under 7 black men jerking it and he can’t move a muscle until all men blow hot steamy loads everywhere

Hey guys wanna have a Ryan Douglas milkshake

by Ryansmilkshake July 26, 2025

Ryan

Ryan is a small, like reallllly small, but strong, smart and adorable. He will eat all your food and has really nice hair. LIKE REALLY NICE HAIR.

He is also constantly getting molested by all the boys like all the time they just have their hands all over him its weird you should go save your local ryan right now.

if you find a ryan, immediately become friends with him and then use urban dictionary during english with him. Its fun<3

"Have you touched ryans hair?"
"omg yes how is it so nice"

by avocadosareseggsy January 31, 2023

ryan mundorff

perfect nit gay better than caden at overwacth thats his name rite

ryan mundorff is not gay, I think ?

by that guy from china October 30, 2019