fandangle pants

number 17 in the list of funny words. used to break awkward silences.

*awkward silence*

person a: Fandangle pants!

*laughter*

by cheesefreeak March 26, 2009

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

passionate pants

partner of super hot sexy cool pretty famous lit epic cute funny hilarious SKR popular buff muscley witty smart intelligent person

Passionate Pants: Will you marry me? Please say yes you are so epic!

Partner: yeah sure ig.

by fortniteluver420 March 8, 2021

Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.

“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”

by Warm Willy August 8, 2022

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 7, 2022