Kim in the mirror: YAHHH THIS A STICK UP
by AKEETERKEETER.COM February 17, 2020
Common among older men, this refers to a condition in which one's urination stream is halted briefly every few seconds, then quickly returns to normal pressure. This cycle can occur several times during urination, depending on the volume of liquid being released. Contracting a busted stick shift can be caused by several medical conditions, but is most prevalent as a result of enlarged prostate gland complications. The term is derived from the ebb in motion caused when shifting gears using a manual transmission car. The change in acceleration revolving around this phenomenon is often embellished by poor driving and or broken (i.e. busted) stick shift. For the sake of this definition, the "stick" refers to the man's penis.
Mike 1: Dude that director that was pissing next to me had a totally busted stick shift.
Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications
Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications
by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 07, 2017
Refers to a women's vagina that is very good. Warm, wet, hot, makes a man's penis feel like a stick of butter melting.
by FemurLover February 22, 2019
Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
by greg_gearstick April 07, 2022
A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure
by Mr. Smarts591 November 27, 2015
by Pinklesbian March 16, 2022