The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
by PantsFerret July 28, 2019
APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
by lawaimike December 16, 2016
Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
Pants that one can lounge in, but not lounge pants. Pants for kicking back, lighting up and mellowing out. Comfort is prime, but style a close second.
by Juan Abee November 18, 2009
The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.
by Brickdictionary118 October 24, 2016
by currydemer July 25, 2022
Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
by QuacksO February 09, 2021