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Mexican Shit Standoff

When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.

Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022
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Mexican snow shovel

Basically the same as the Mexican shovel, but while either placing or retrieving a bag of coke. See Mexican shovel below:

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Upon returning from Mexico, Dillon had trouble delivering the product so Carlos was forced to perform the act of a Mexican Snow Shovel.
by Limegarbage October 4, 2023
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Mexican Salt Shaker

When a girl hides coke in her ass and a man fucks her anally.
"That bitch at the urgent care got fucked Mexican Salt Shaker style last night."
by Papa Randü May 19, 2021
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Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
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Mexican Drink Off

When, to settle a disagreement, two or more people see who can drink more alcohol (usually shots or beer). The person who stays the most sober the longest wins.
"Madison and I couldn't agree on when to go see the movie so we had a Mexican Drink Off."

"Tony and Luke had a Mexican Drink Off to see who got to ask that new foreign girl out."
by TheJistOfIt August 24, 2014
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Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016
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Mexican Treasure Hunt

When a Mexican can't find something so they have to dumpster dive.
Pete,

"Hey guys do you have anymore roller caps for my paint roller skins?"
Blake,
"Sorry Pete you bought them all last week."
Pete,
"Oh ok, looks like I have to go on a Mexican Treasure Hunt."
by OgDeathgrip00 March 27, 2023
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