May 9

On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.

1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

May 13

National send a titty pic day

Bf:hey you know what day it is
Gf: what?
Bf: may 13,national send a titty pic day
Gf: okay here you go

by Urbantry May 12, 2022

May 27th

Kiss a girl named lexi day

“Today is may 27th, did you make sure to kiss lexi today?”

by Lexi's boyfriend😁 May 18, 2022

18th May

A lovely day for the directioners, Louis Liam and Niall posted photos of them. It s now an international content day. Cheers.

“I m nit going to sleep on 18th May.”
“Why?”
“It s the day when we will see the boys active on instagram”

by marie28 May 18, 2021

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

Ahloo-Zhai-May

A name originating in Pakistan before written language. People with this name may be considered Compassionate, creative, and hard working individuals.

Ahloo-Zhai-May is a super awesome guy.

by CherryPop December 2, 2024

Mai Lia

A great person with great looks! She may never find her name on key chains, but she it's ok! She will find the closest thing to it. The name never gets said right but it's fine.

Person 1:"Wow look a wild Mai Lia'
Person 2:" Don't look in her eyes she is scary"

by Annabeth Chesse March 27, 2022