girls with j names

some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.

“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”

“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”

by marian reind April 1, 2023

Chillin j at kava

A chill dude who serves the best drinks, and makes vibes music.

Yo you going to Kava tonight? Chillin j at Kava is severing the vibe sesh

by Shainemusic August 18, 2022

Lachlan .j McIntyre

One of the sexiest beasts in all of the world, he gets all the ladies whether they want to or not, he is really funny and does the stupidest stuff sometimes, but that's what makes him the best person to be around. A bit moody at times but generally really nice with a massive heart of love and affection.

"Damn, Lachlan .j McIntyre is nothing but the best."

by A Guy Who Loves Being A Dumbas September 5, 2021

Dr J Scott (Scotty) Cascone

An amazing superintendent

Wow, Dr J Scott (Scotty) Cascone is great!

by drcascone_fans November 20, 2021

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

A person who loves jesus and all things republican, and is against the unholy. Votes for the right no matter what, because the right is always right. Sometimes seen written as jesus-rag.

"Are we going to the church group at 6:00?"
"Hecken yeah I love those j-rags!"

by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022

J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.

Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.

by Webster138 October 26, 2008

Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020