Pineapple Hairs

The spiky green leaves on top of a pineapple, as defined by Anix (YouTuber).

Look at the pineapple hairs on top of Spongebob’s house

by Ratty Remy June 16, 2020

carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.

by prairiefairy May 16, 2010

lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 7, 2017

Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs is the crown of a Pineapple. This word was made by "Anix" a ROBLOX Youtuber. His video where this word was Featured is called "building bikini bottom in Bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS"

"You should probably cut off the Pineapple Hairs before you eat it." "Pineapple Hairs" is a word created by a ROBLOX YouTuber named "Anix" as a word to mean the crown of the pineapple.

by mirusanator June 16, 2020