Hairy Nachos 

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

Hairy Nachos by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012

Hairy Douglas 

Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead

"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.

Hairy Douglas by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013

Hairy Shorts 

When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.

Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.

Hairy Shorts by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013

hairy fern hole 

An Anus. Typically used as an insult.

"Shut up you hairy fern hole!"

hairy fern hole by Xwillhambrad March 17, 2014

Hairy-owl 

Librarian with too much pubic hair

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.

Hairy-owl by Mysteriousj August 1, 2014

Hairy Fotchburger 

When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.

Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.

Hairy Fotchburger by HugeTallyWhacker June 29, 2016

Hairy mouth 

The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.

Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.

Hairy mouth by Pmdono August 12, 2016