studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.

This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.

by Zizou1990 March 9, 2024

Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.

Dude just hit another swamp donkey.

by Brothersred April 2, 2024

factual donkey

A smart donkey

Omg! You are so smart, like a factual donkey.

by Factual donkey April 11, 2024

Steam donkey

When a man is bent over and his girl is tugging his peen from behind. Then he proceeds to rip a toot out of his ass

When Johnny was bent over his bitch Sam was tugging on his junk. He let off a rip in sams face. That’s a steam donkey.

by Chad Beaver April 13, 2024

Swamp Donkey

Something of great value or importance. Can also be an act of greatness.

Hey JJ, that was an unbelievable swamp donkey you just hit.

by oXMike OxlongXo April 14, 2024

National Donkey Day

8 May 2024 - National Donkey Day. A day to celebrate a white donkey at Sondela Nature Reserve. Might be he's birth day or something. I just work here.

"Did you know it's National Donkey Day?"
"What is National Donkey Day?" "A Sondela thing."

by Rae. Potgieter May 8, 2024

National donkey day

National donkey day is celebrated each year in 8th May to celebrate our overlords.

Oh, by the way! Did you go worship our overlords on national donkey day?

by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024