International fuck off day 

International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off

International fuck off day by Dafuckdoyouwant April 1, 2020

National Cool Kids Day

National holiday celebrated on April 4th annually.

Now that it’s April 4th, happy national cool kids day!

National Cool Kids Day by Globe Master April 5, 2020

Happy national Lexi Day 

On April 15 , we come together and celebrate the day where Lexi turns older !

Lexi slave #1 : Hey guys I heard it’s Happy national Lexi day
Lexi slave #2: Isn’t that on April 15? Where we celebrate her birthday?

Lexi slave #1: Yeah

Happy national Lexi Day by Lexi slave #2 April 15, 2020

National Soccer Day 

July 28th is national soccer day. So go play some soccer and have some fun!

Its national soccer day!

National Soccer Day by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020

NATIONAL DAISY DAY

National Daisy day is on April 17

It is the time to celebrate all people called daisy who are in ur life because they are epic so dont take them for granted . Also daisy loves potatoes so go get her some curly fries

I wrote a letter to daisy because its national Daisy Day

NATIONAL DAISY DAY by The knower of all things knowa April 17, 2020

national arthstetic day 

this day is on october 17th

person 1: aesthetically pleasing

person 2: we don't use that word today because it's national arthstetic day

national arthstetic day by lesbean chicken May 8, 2020

National Suck Day 

National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.

Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock

National Suck Day by BigCrotch May 12, 2020