Bonerate

The action of fucking something up

Alex bonerated his laptop and Mike laughed.

by GroupySlut January 18, 2011

boner factory

A girl who is responsible for causing boners everywhere she goes.

Chanelle Nasser is such a boner factory.

by Matty0573 June 14, 2024

data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown

These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.

by archwolf September 24, 2014

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together

Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic

by Gayaura September 15, 2021

Poker boner

When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.

Did you see his poker boner!

I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner

by Charlushka July 4, 2016

Boner buzzkill

Anything which causes your boner to shrink.

I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!

by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021