Freedom Boner

1. The erection you get when you free your penis from your tight underwear.

Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?

Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner

Freedom Boner by antillianboy August 5, 2010

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History Boner

A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.

A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.

The only known examples are as follow.

hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin

shes so awesome
yeah

like a back in the day boner

a boner that could have happened back in the day

History Boner by thatswhatiam December 8, 2010

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Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.

(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"

Joner Boner by xomattwilsonox November 30, 2009