The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
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Get the la princesse de cleves mug.The event that happens after Cinco de Drinko parties or Drinko de Mayo events.
Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.
Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.
"Hey Juanita, you coming to work tomorrow?"
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."
by YourAsianAdvisor October 20, 2012
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She’s a sweetheart but a crackhead 99% of the time. You’ll hear her sksksk -big her way around town because she is totally a visco girl. She a freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets with her hair tied up. I wish she gay gay so I could date her.
She’s a sweetheart but a crackhead 99% of the time. You’ll hear her sksksk -big her way around town because she is totally a visco girl. She a freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets with her hair tied up. I wish she gay gay so I could date her.
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Twitterer 1: Do you follow Twitterer 3?
Twitterer 2: No, I de-tweeted them due to overtweets and TMUI (too much useless information).
Twitterer 2: No, I de-tweeted them due to overtweets and TMUI (too much useless information).
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Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?
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