Mortal Kombat 2

The best video game ever to be unleashed upon the the world of man. Mortal Kombat 2 was released in 1993 and loved by all who touched it except those liberalist b******s and those feminist c***s who tried so desperatley to get it banned but failed (HA!). Mortal Kombat 2 was one of only two games to be any good out of the MK series (the other being MK4) And it changed video gaming for ever

"Hey man, lets go play MK3"

"What the fuck you are you scriptin about???
MK3 is the worst game ever fool"

"I wanna play it"

"Nah, MK2"
"M! K! 2!
"MORTAL KOMBAT 2!!!"

by Boh December 6, 2006

Due diligence 2

Due diligence 2

Solutions .. find a priest .. feel I should say proper one … someone like me who works with spirt in that capacity (lightkeeper) or stranger still …

Demon zapper … yes it’s a thing and my intuition then guide seem to think it would be rather effective .. spiritual workers take note …

What do we dread most? Yep? It’s not that nice …

I only really found myself once I cleared what I call an electrical fog/ smog around me … for years .. orgonite was the key and more so than any crystal ..

Oh and it’s non personal .. recently discovered even family may not want to take up your offer of healing which of course is their own free will and discretion

Company i found makes the demon zapper as an alternate version to their frequency zapper .. which ..

lol find for yourself, Nuff clues given..

My decency as a human being made me write this …

Due diligence 2 ... After removal/ destruction of said energy / demonic presence effects felt instantly but the fog lasts up to 48 hours …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 7, 2023

Dark Souls 2

A mistake

Bob; Hey wanna play Dark Souls 2 with me?
Tim; Sure let's go lose the last of our sanity

by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 15, 2021

To pull a Matt 2

To say something that is very dumb usually something to do with a teacher

Mrs.Manwaring- I wish I had a house closer to the school, I think Ill just stay with one of you guys

Matt: You can stay in my room Mrs.Manwaring..... I mean uhhh

Pj: Take it easy Matt

Mrs.Manwaring: Matt,I think you should go get a drink of water

by Someone April 10, 2005

2/5ths compromise

after men realized they were better than women, they decided to give women no vote in anything. however, the evil feminists revolted, which annoyed the fuck outta the guys until they eventually gave in and decided girls could vote on important issues, but would only count as 2/5ths of a person.

One guy counts as more than 2 girls with the 2/5ths compromise in effect

by woman-exterminator January 7, 2010

the 2-1-4

threeeee of the coolest cats live here: joehotoe, deej, and pauly baby

Corr: "yo, you been to the 2-1-4?"
Vick: "yeah dem boyz iz crazy"

by tee payne December 24, 2007

2 Hole Clap

A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.

The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.

Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.

by Dingus Dongus July 2, 2018