p squared

gettin some because said pussy felt bad for you.

"Pity Pooter"

Setting FirePit
Penis: Hey Vag do you like Josh
vagina: No i just felt bad.
Penis: What do you mean?
vagina: I let him finger me :(
penis: hahahahah lololooo Rotflsauce
Vagina: Dont tell him
Penis: okay we"ll just make up a nick name

PITY POOTER=p squared

by crazyshoewilliams July 14, 2009

Hache P

How British people say HP (hit points) in gaming. They actually make the H sound at the start.

Commentator 1: "And Charizard hangs on with 1 Hache P."

Commentator 2: "Don't you mean HP?"

Commentator 1: "No, I'm just speaking the King's English, you rascally yank."

by MeaningChronicler April 28, 2024

;p;

when you try to type lol but your finger placement is wrong
this is now a new emoticon

person 1: *something funny*
person 2: ";p;"
person 1: "what"
person 2: "*lol"

by Kai315 March 20, 2022

`2143658798-0q=ewtruyoi[p\]safdhgkj;lz'cxbvmn.,/

Peak bordem and brain rot type shi

I am so `2143658798-0q=ewtruyoip\safdhgkj;lz'cxbvmn.,/ right now dont now what to do.

by Timahhhhh March 17, 2024

P-Nut Meat-Up

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.

It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!

by June 28, 2024

P-CURRIE

A large pink male who was given birth by Shrek and Fiona, usually getting fingered in the ass by his black girlfriend.

"Hey, have you met a P-Currie before?"

"Yea bro, I heard they always got a finger up their ass."

"Yea dude, shit's gross."

by liltay4k18 June 21, 2018

p bouncers

When a teddy has both ears and a tail he is invulnerable to any harm if they only have either a tail or ears they have only bouncers meaning they can’t control when they become invulnerable!

“Hey your teddy is cute does he have p bouncers?”
“Yes”

by No-media October 29, 2023